Jess’s are pretty big

Well, they are.  In fact, they may well be bigger than yours.  (Unless you’re obese, then you win.  Or do you?  But I digress.)
I never really noticed how outsized they are until other people pointed it out to me.
“Dude, those are huge!  Are those real?”
Irritating?  Yes.  Degrading?  A smidgen.  But I’ve grown accustomed to the [...]