Hypocrisy, thy name is Simpson.

I’m sure you’ve all seen the photos of a slightly more robust Jessica Simpson. Frankly, I think a lot of what seems like weight gain was the effect of unflattering pants (not everyone is built to rock a high waist)–but that’s beside the point. The fact is, she’s still betterlooking than I and [...]

All I want for Christmas (besides you, dear reader) is an end to shitty musical nepotism.

I’m not talking the father-son kind (because really, Bob Dylan’s spawn did well with The Wallflowers, and Sean Lennon’s new work is pretty damn good). I’m talking the sibling variety.
First we had Aaron Carter riding the coattails of his Backstreet Boy older brother, Nick. In an orange jumpsuit. And chains. On [...]