Jess’s are pretty big

Well, they are.  In fact, they may well be bigger than yours.  (Unless you’re obese, then you win.  Or do you?  But I digress.)
I never really noticed how outsized they are until other people pointed it out to me.
“Dude, those are huge!  Are those real?”
Irritating?  Yes.  Degrading?  A smidgen.  But I’ve grown accustomed to the [...]

Hypocrisy, thy name is Simpson.

I’m sure you’ve all seen the photos of a slightly more robust Jessica Simpson. Frankly, I think a lot of what seems like weight gain was the effect of unflattering pants (not everyone is built to rock a high waist)–but that’s beside the point. The fact is, she’s still betterlooking than I and [...]