Smart Ass: Winter Driving

Seeing as I almost got killed three separate times by cars spinning out on ice on my way to work, you all need some of my help. Two big hints? Put the lipgloss down when you’re steering, and for the love of God, stop texting–the people who actually like you won’t get mad [...]

Smart Ass: Pigskin Basics

I’m not sure why more of you don’t appreciate American football.  Unlike other sports referred to as “football” in other (read: inferior) nations, in ours, things actually happen–and the guys wear tighter pants.

If that’s not enough reason for you, football can also help you understand the men in your life a [...]

Smart Ass: How to Change a Tire

If you’re reading this, you’re probably a woman.  This implies that you likely shouldn’t be trusted with a vehicle to begin with.  However, since that requires far too much lobbying to change than I have the energy for, I’ll just try to make it as painless as possible to the people we share the road [...]