We pump fists, not gas.

I live in New Jersey, but I’m about an hour from the beach.  I’m half Italian American and half hybrid of other things.  I’m entirely annoyed at hypocrites from all parts of my state.
Everyone and their mother is bitching about MTV’s The Jersey Shore.  The haters claim that it reinforces Garden State and Italian American [...]

Jess’s are pretty big

Well, they are.  In fact, they may well be bigger than yours.  (Unless you’re obese, then you win.  Or do you?  But I digress.)
I never really noticed how outsized they are until other people pointed it out to me.
“Dude, those are huge!  Are those real?”
Irritating?  Yes.  Degrading?  A smidgen.  But I’ve grown accustomed to the [...]

The World’s Greatest

 I hate disagreeing with Scorsese, but damn.
The legendary Goodfellas director is, among others, a supporter of Roman Polanski. 
For those of you who live under a rock: Polanski was at first charged with rape by use of drugs, perversion, sodomy, lewd and lascivious act upon a child under 14, and furnishing a controlled substance (oh hey, quaaludes, didn’t [...]

No. Just no.

Meet Candi Lynn.
 
Here’s her official bio from her website.  Whoa, her very own website!  I’ve highlighted the areas that are beyond the limits of my meager comprehension.

In today’s world of music, art and creativity is seemingly produced by the conglomerates of the record business.  It seems that the realness in music is missing. Every once [...]

Jess wants to punt Justin Bieber

Over the past few mornings, AMTV subjected its viewers, too groggy to fumble for their remotes, to Justin Bieber’s “One Time” video.  (The video below is clearly not the official release, but it was the only one I could embed.)  It’s a great way to ruin your day right as it begins.

I have a few [...]

Jess trusts this hooker

 
 
A prostitute madam named Kristin Davis (not to be confused with the Sex and the City starlet–and Rutgers alumna, haaay) claimed that Joseph Brooks abused her employees.  By “employees” I mean “escorts,” and by “escorts,” I mean “hookers.”  The N.Y. Daily News reports:
“He used my service hundreds of times,” says Davis, whose other customers allegedly [...]

Don’t hate the player, hate The Game

 
I like that the only insult he can dish out at Jay-Z is that he’s old and Beyonce is a ho.  And look!  He said “caca!”  Omigod, he is like, so hard!
For hating Jigga so much, he sure doesn’t mind jacking his beat.
 
*By Jess, who is a Hova loyalist.

Jess has a problem with Jeremih

My iTrip doesn’t work well in my new car, so I’m left to my own devices:  CDs or radio.  A few weeks ago, I ventured into Top 40 territory.  I can now say I no longer believe in “no regrets.” 
I stumbled upon Jeremih’s “Birthday Sex.”  At first I thought it was an obnoxious song parody, but those [...]

Jess will miss Jacko

 
Today music lost a great one. Michael Jackson, whether you loved him or hated him, made some of the best records the world’s pretty much ever known and was one of the most talented people on this planet.
It’s a truly sad day.
For those of you cheering the death of a “pervert,” I’d like to remind [...]

Why Chicks Dig Douchebags

Or do they?  Most of the lengthy, longwinded debates with my guy friends began with the assumption that girls like guys who act like assholes.  They whined about how unfair it is that ”nice guys finish last” and that girls like to be treated badly.
The sad thing is, they’re half right.
What a lot of genuinely nice guys [...]

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