Thursday, May 17, 2012

Sarah Palin – Foxier Than Ever

January 13, 2010 by jesy  
Filed under All Mixed Up, Latest Articles

Sarah Palin; former VP-nominee, former Governor of Alaska, and current grandmother to sort-of-Playmate Levi Johnston’s love child; has scored a recurring gig on Fox News as a commentator. The news has shocked pretty much no one.

levi-johnstonCould Palin be the new Tyra???

But, like a teenage girl trying to decipher a text from that dreamy boy in chemistry class, everyone everywhere is wondering “What does it all mean?!” And of course the liberal talking and writing heads have been hard at work trying to tear her down. Again.

Personally, I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin, just as I am not a fan of Fox News. So I’m going to go ahead and throw a big kudos to Fox and say congratulations and, dare I, thank you to Palin. Not only will she be too busy with her new television gig to have spare time to, say, plot a run in 2012, she will also be confined to a station I can actively avoid… More than I already do. And her fans can rest easy knowing they have her all to themselves.

sarah-palin-newsweek-coverWonder how Fox will angle to get those gams

Sarah Palin problem, solved.

*By Jesy, who knows that it’s wishful thinking that Palin is out of her life for good but she’s comfortable with her delusion and would appreciate if you didn’t try to harsh her mellow.

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3 Responses to “Sarah Palin – Foxier Than Ever”
  1. I would prefer that she run again, so Obama could automatically get a second term. However, I’m SUPER excited for the Daily Show writing staff.

  2. Liz says:

    You know, I hadn’t thought of it this way, however, you have made me see this turn of events in a whole new light.

  3. Angie says:

    Yes, the Daily Show will have fun with this one! Haha!

    Fox and Palin–perfect for each other.

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